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2 jokes for the especial day? - examples of church anniversary programs

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Pete soon her 50th To celebrate wedding anniversary in marriage marathon church, the minister asked him for a few minutes and share an idea of how his marriage with the same woman kept all of these take years.

The man said to the audience: "Well, I was treated with respect to money, which led to him, but my whole trip on special occasions.

The ministers' trip to where? "

"For our 25th anniversary, took me in Beijing, China."

The minister then said: "What a great example that all men are, Pete. Please tell the audience what you are for your wife on your 50th birthday?

Pete smiled and said: "I'm going to Beijing for her."

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A girl talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was not technically possible for a whale to swallow, because a human being, although it is a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The fewDaughter said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale swallow a man, it was physically impossible.

She said: "If I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The girl replied: "So, you ask?"

(p, s - a star on a smile ^ _-)